Boobs or Butts: The Most Important Debate of All Time

Since the very dawn of time, one debate has been the ongoing source of many conflicts between us otakus.

Star Wars vs. Star Trek? Nope. Team Jacob vs. Team Edward? Ummm…no. Chun-Li or Mia Shiranui? Getting warmer… However, the debate we would like to address today is ultimately more important than all of those combined: Tits or Ass?

So wait (before the feud begins), to prevent another dispute between the good supporters of tits and the ass community, we have decided to discuss the topic right here and let everyone in on the truth; that T&A are both the absolute greatest!

A Little Bit of Background on the Debate

Even though Tits or Ass has been the question for many-many centuries, the simple fact is, if you go back thirty or forty (even fifty) years, we used to live in an era where the debate seemed like ancient history. A clear winner had been chosen by the glaring sexual attention given by the horny masses, and it was titties for the win. The portrayal of sexual desire was a woman with an hourglass figure—nice hips, a thin waist and a very large chest. By the 1990s, everyone wanted bigger breasts and the cosmetic surgery world was taken by storm, packed solid with breast implant surgeries. Reports show that breast augmentations are the most popular elective surgical procedure, with over 300,000 being performed every single year.  

Image from Keijo!!!, an anime about a sport where women fight with their breast and butt to make the other one falls into the water.

Butt (pun intended) that doesn't mean the tides have not shifted, ass lovers rejoice, your time is now! Well, your time has already been here for the last 10 or 15 years really. With the invention of Yoga pants in 1998 and their popularity soaring for the following ten years, big, round and shapely bottoms began to take the lead. By 2010, Kim Kardashian and Nicki Manaj were leaders of the big butt movement to its height of popularity today.

You may be asking yourself the following questions; which is more popular? What is the virtuous choice? Let’s delve deeper into these two choices. 

Tits! Bouncing and Jiggling Their Way Into All of Our Hearts!

Boobs. Boobies. Breasts. Tatas. Fun Bags. Hooters. Bewbs. Yabos. Sweater Meat. Puppies.

What’s not to love? They come in all shapes and sizes! Some are perky and pert; others hang and sway with some nice weight to them, and they are the subject of many folks' desires, from birth to death. We dress them up in beautiful bras, bikini tops, lingerie and on Christmas, it’s not uncommon to see them all wrapped up tight in a darling little red bow.

Fans of boobs may like them small, medium, large, extra-large or all of the above. In the 70s and 80s, American pop culture’s focus was on titties. Movies such as Cannonball Run, Porkys, Revenge of the Nerds, Ski School, Meatballs, Police Academy and even Weird Science gave lots of attention to boobs. These comedy movies often crowbarred a topless scene or two (or three) into their stories and thank goodness they did; those were the agonizing pre-internet days when you couldn’t pull up pics of naked chicks with your phone on a whim.

Image taken from the first American Pie movie that features plenty of comical soft erotism moments like this classic scene

It is also important to mention that the James Bond movies have always featured women with outstanding top-heavy bodies, and the film’s intros have always given us a glimpse at some nice breasts, albeit artistically delivered. Let’s not forget that some horror films (filled with large breasted scream queens) were hosted by a woman wearing a tight black, low-cut gown with an abundance of cleavage exposed. You remember Elvira!? She’s a pop culture queen who is famous for her massive creamy boobs.

We’ve also been fed a hearty helping of breasts throughout the ages of television as well. Television shows like Game of Thrones, Entourage or American Gods (and more) were filled with nudity and sexuality.. We had sexy secretaries, hot teachers, MILFS, scream queens and lifeguards. Speaking of lifeguards… Baywatch, the most-watched television series in the world had a weekly audience of over 1.1 billion viewers in the 1990s, and featured boobs in every single episode. It had it all, from the voluptuous intro where lifeguards run down the beach in slow motion to bikini-wearing celebrities and beach-going guests in gripping storylines.

Image taken from the TV show Baywatch which features a classic obsession for longshots of women in swimsuits

Who’s to blame for our obsession with boobs? Well, it is hard to pin down, but during the height of Playboy Magazine’s reign, tits were the undeniable champs. Boobs singlehandedly sold that magazine and made it billions of dollars, so maybe that had something to do with it. 😊

The obsession with big breasts began to bleed into other media as well. By the late 90s anime, comics and video games saw female characters becoming more chesty. Anime girls alone had their breasts getting larger and larger by the year. Furthermore, fan service inside some TV shows knew just how to feature every little jiggle. In fact, there is a term for it in Japan, “oppai”, that literally refers to female characters with oversized titties and yes, there is a whole genre of it in anime and hentai!

Picture of Nico Robin and Nami in one of the most popular Shonen called One Piece, well known for its Oppai characters

Today many characters in video games and animes are embodiments of Oppai culture. Lara Croft in her popular tank top, the Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball girls, Catherine from the game Catherine, and Juliet Starling from Chainsaw Lollipop are definitely noteworthy to be mentioned. For anime,Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop, the girls of High School DxD and of HighSchool of the Dead all are popular representations of team Oppai!

Oppai in Hentai Games

As you may have expected, Oppai are one of the staples in Hentai games! This means that it doesn’t take much exploring on Nutaku to find beautiful ladies with huge personalities to fill your every need. That being said here are a few noteworthy, which we are sure you will enjoy:

BustyBiz

Become the King of Porn in BustyBiz, a Free to Play uncensored RPG simulation game. Customize your luxury porn villa and invite the ladies over! All of the real kings are present in this game: big tits, anal, gangbangs, harem and more!

Eros Fantasy

With 35 girls to enjoy and an amazing fantasy storyline that has over 120 sexy encounters, Eros Fantasy is an engaging RPG game with tons of engrossing combat for an idle game. Without exception, this game especially has some hot busty MILFS and voluptuous monster girls.

Creampire

Creampire concept is simple enough. Build an empire. Destroy your enemy. Fuck some hot big-breasted women in between battles. Sounds simple enough, right? Hold up! First you’ll need to gather resources, rebuild your infrastructure, enhance your facilities and strengthen your army by upgrading rescued heroes as fast as possible. Not so cocky now, huh? Don’t worry, you can join an alliance and team up with other bodacious breast lovers to fight the battle before you!

Town of Sins

Your mission in Town of Sins is to make this town your home! Change this perfect little town and turn those classy ladies into salacious sex craving chicks! There are over 400 cards and the possibilities seem endless. This game has some of the prettiest and biggest titties any otaku could ask for, new sex stories also await you with every event. Are you ready for a game unlike any other you’ve played before? Give it a try!

ASS, we’d follow you through the gates of hell!

Butts. Buns. Back Door. Apple Bottom. Badonkadonk. Bootie. Cake. Dumper. Fanny. Rump. Tail.

What a fine piece of hASStory, those 19th century bustles make us sweat… it popped up and made a woman’s ass look all the more larger, and those Buns of Steel workout videos from the 80s!? Ladies have often been inspired to have larger and firmer bottoms, and we praise them for it!

Image from the anime Keijo!!! which features plenty of fanservice around "butts"

A wiseman by the name of Sir Mix-a-Lot once said, “My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.” Well, he isn’t the only one with an ass obsession these days, butts have seen a major comeback and we can accredit that to a few things, one of them being fashion. We blame you! Tight jeans and yoga pants!

There are a few movements that have strengthened our interest in asses over the last two decades, one is butt-building exercises that sculpt and lift the rump, the other being the Brazilian butt lift, which makes a woman’s booty look fuller and accentuates the aspired hourglass figure. Let’s not forget about twerking. Nothing draws your attention more than a thick woman thrusting her hips back and shaking her big ol’ booty in that low squat stance.

Picture taken from the anime Konosuba featuring the goddess Aqua on the left and protagonist Kazuma on the right

It’s hard to deny that in the early 2000’s, the canon for beauty started to shift and butts began to take the lead. Plenty of evidence can be found throughout pop culture in music videos, movies and tv shows. Can you write a list of rap and R B songs that have lyrics about breasts? Okay, now make a list of songs featuring assess? Case closed, your honor.

Video games are filled to the brim with worthy butts worthy of your attention, but hands down the winners are Miranda Lawson of Mass Effect 2, Cammy from Street Fighter series and Samus Aran from Metroid are some of the best you will find. For Anime, Erza Scarlett is thicc and Tsunade from Naruto has curves that don’t quit! Nico Robin and Boa Hancock from One Piece are all packing one serious trunk full of junk!

Check out these games for fans of thick girls with great asses:

 For the ones that believe asses are the best, there are quite a load of Hentai games ready to prove that you are right. Here are a few we believe you will definitely want to explore deeply:

Slappy Ass

Sometimes it’s the little things, like slapping a juicy dumper, that will help reduce your stress. Pass your time in Slappy Ass by smacking, grabbing, groping and stripping down dat ass. Variety is the spice of life and these apples come in all sorts of flavors!

Booty Farm

Enjoy your new life on the Booty farm with all of the benefits Mindy (the hottest and thickest redhead farmer’s daughter you have ever seen) has to offer. Once you get this farm back in operation, the crops won’t be the only thing growing… This dating simulation wastes no time in getting to those hot summer nights or wet and wild parties with the sexy neighborhood farm, ladies!

A Housewife Healing Touch

Coming in two different types of route, a darker NTR story or a more Vanilla filled route with pure love, A Housewife's Healing Touch is the perfect game for butt lovers out there. Not only is the story amazing, but Rui the sexy village's healer will make your head spin and come back for more. She is actually the perfect character to represent both sides of our very important debate.

Under The Witch: Beginnings

Last butt not least…we suggest you step into a world of magic with a bit of femdom in Under The Witch: Beginnings. Who doesn’t like a world filled with sexy witch and dominatrix chicks ready to show you what they are made off and make you please them in every you can! Explore this sexy game, complete your ladies request and that all is left is to relax and enjoy the ride/sights!

Conclusion

Tits or Ass has been the spark of many squabbles, even wars. In fact, recently uncovered documents suggest that the American Revolutionary War was not started due to unlawful taxation but indeed due to evidence that the colony simply favored breasts over the homeland’s love of butts. It’s a little-known fact that the shot heard ‘round the world was preceded by a minute man shouting, “I love boobies!”

This is why we want to stress that there is no real winner in this ongoing war. The naked truth is that the two sides are right and there’s really only one correct answer to the tits or ass debate, both!