Best Boob Bubs: Character Skins

The Muff with the Mouth, Abigaile, I mean... Ropes-Pool. Really? YES! It's me! Cum get my new skin now! Eww, that sounds gross. But c'mon, I finally found my calling as a mercenary with a burlap sack on her head. I even got my best bub in the whole wide world to join me. Well, she's a sidekick at best. My very own little Honey Badger. But don't get her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. No, that's not right. Quit mixing catchphrases. I know you've always wanted to fuck me with a sack over my head, but if you think it's gonna keep me quiet then you don't know me like I thought you did. You'd have to sew my mouth shut and give me laser vision or arm swords. By the gods, can you imagine... Oh, I almost forgot! This skin comes with my Battle Llama! And you thought I was just crazy, didn't you? I know you did. You little fucker. I mean, I love you. Buy me! BUY ME NOW! You know the guy that draws me has to eat right? He's such a handsome man, but not as handsome as you are, Captain. If he even exists. Could be all in my head. Alright, I gotta go help Scarlet, I mean, The Honey Badger. She's battling some giant starfish. There I go again, mixing IP. BATTLE LLAMA, ATTACK!!!

Grab both of these "definitely not comic movie-inspired, because comics and movies don't exist in the 1600s" character skins in the "Best Boob Bubs" bundle.

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